Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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