he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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