hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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