watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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