He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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