I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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