I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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