Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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