it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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