My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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