? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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