I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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