Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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