i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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