So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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