it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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