You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he shaved USA in his pubs
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
sex in a hospital.. check
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
