You work out of a Hotel?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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