And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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