Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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