At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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