Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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