just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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