hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
