physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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