i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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