I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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