Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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