did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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