what if I'm pregnant?
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If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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