Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I would fuck him just for his dog
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