let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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