He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
