Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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