Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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