Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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