so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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