I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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