I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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