He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
zippers are such a cool invention
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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