We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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