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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?

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  You're upset about this?

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF

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  children are so perceptive these days... and horny

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning

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  More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub

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  I wish i could be there for it

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Some milfs here doing some blow

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  Dad?

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• (310): View more from California

  If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time

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• (914): View more from New York

  Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?

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  You know it

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  Dammit now I have to marry you

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• (845): View more from New York

  There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.

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