Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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