She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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