Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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