whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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