Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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