Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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