I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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