She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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