exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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