i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Blood and glitter go together right?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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